I do not like them in my mailbox.
I do not like the ones that talks.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and spam.
I do not like them, Spam be damn.
What’s on your mind
I was just looking at my site stats on statcounter.com. When I go there I look not only at the last hundred visitors in my log files, but also at the recent search terms that have been used to reach my page. The following search term is what I found this time round:
What if someone says they want to eat you like a tub of ice cream?
>Huh? What did I ever write about that would make someone searching for answers to that very interesting question end up here? Let see? Oh, their search brought them to a post I wrote titled “Why do guys always want to get into my bathing suit?”
Well, that did end up being a very popular post, as it seems to come up in searches several times each week. It’s about a former boyfriend dressing up in my bathing suit – you should read it.
Nowhere in that post do I talk about eating – I mention the word dinner – but not eating, or being eaten! There’s nothing about ice cream there either, but I do talk about a tub, however it’s a Hot Tub. So I guess dinner and tub made my post relevant in their search? Geez it don’t take much does it? Actually the comment section is pretty entertaining for that post and one of the comments talks about ice cream.
What do you say? If someone told you that they wanted to eat you like a tub of ice cream what would you say?
If someones going to search for something like that here we might as well give them an answer. So tell me what you would say. Nothing too vulgar please.
My Stalker
My little old lady neighbor is at it again.
We took our window air-conditioners out about two weeks ago. When the living room / dining room air-conditioner was in the window Sofie couldn’t see me if I was sitting at my desktop computer. Now that that air-conditioner has been taken out and put away she has a clear view of me from her dining room window.
It’s an even clearer view when she moves her curtains aside and stands in her window staring at me.
I’ve taken to waving at her when I see her. She backs quickly away from her windows and the curtains close again. LOL Sofie- If you can see me, I can see you too!
If Chris and I are going out she’s often in her front window looking out or on her front porch. She always asks where we are going. Unfortunately my husband often tells her the truth – and often the truth is we are going to yet another doctors appointment for me. If she hears I’m going to the doctor she gets all worried and often gets teary. Why on earth does my husband tell her where we are going when he knows it makes her cry? Anyway, my doctors appointments are usually just routine appointments, it doesn’t mean I’m deathly ill just because I’m seeing a doctor.
If she hasn’t seen me sitting at my desktop computer she’ll often come to our back window and knock on it. She scares the crap out me every time she does this. I’m just never expecting a knock on the back window even though I should be by now since she does this every second or third day.
She’s nice little ol’ lady, and I know she’s lonely and that she worries about me, but her devotions really creeps me out.
Does anyone else have any overly friendly or overly nosy neighbors?
Tricia Needs …
This is something I saw on one of my visitors sites (Thanks Mary). The idea is to do a Google search “your name needs” and see what comes up. Here’s mine:
1. Tricia needs affection, stability and devotion, not charm and empty words – she’s made the right choice. Always!
2. Tricia needs Carlos more than ever and he leaves! Carlos, Carlos how could you do this to me! Wait, who is Carlos anyway?
3. Tricia needs to take a bathroom break. How did you know?
4. Tricia needs help, needs therapy, not the electric chair. Well, some might have differing opinions on that one.
5. Tricia needs to bring me out of the clouds. Does that mean I put you there?
6. Tricia needs the forms that were in your mailboxes last week. Don’t tell me you didn’t get them?
7. TRICIA NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS! Can’t hurt.
8. Tricia needs you. And you, and you and you!
9. Tricia needs your final payment by Monday. Please don’t give me the line that the cheques in the mail, I’m not stupid you know.
10. All Tricia needs is to have her favorite music and things around her. True, very true.
More comedy shows please
I was just flipping channels on the TV and I came across Married with Children. I haven’t seen that show in ages. Peggy and Al always cracked me up. LOL
This episode happened to be a particularly good one. I came across the show after the show had already started so I’m guessing that Peg must have entered a decorating contest. She re-did the main bathroom all in pink. If you ever watched this show in the past you might remember that Al liked his bathroom time. Well, he simply couldn’t use the washroom when it was all pink so he set out to get the bathroom back. On the day that she was showing the washroom to the contest judges Al loaded himself up with a combination of Tabasco sauce, tacos, refried beans- the works, and while the judges were viewing the bathroom Als meal kicked in. We don’t know exactly what happened up there, but everyone ran out of the house. I’m pretty sure that I can imagine what happened. Ewwww.
Al got his bathroom back after that. LOL
This wasn’t the best comedy show but it was funny. I found that last year there were very few good comedy shows on TV. The only really memorable one that stands out is “My Name is Earl”. This year a number of comedy shows have begun and I hope that a few of them make it through their first season. I think we’ve been over run with reality shows, murder-mystery, medical and detective type shows over the last few years. We need to get some good comedy back in the mix. Our lives are stressful, and nothing relieves stress better than a good laugh. Ok there’s a few other things, but laughter works well for most.
What comedy shows do you like? Are you enjoying any of the new comedy series that have started this year?
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