My Fine Is… $475.10

Now here’s a different kind of meme. I hadn’t seen this one before, well not until that Kyle tagged me yesterday.

So, the point of this meme is to add up how much of a fine you would have – if you could be fined for the adventurous activities listed below, that is. If you want to steal this meme and try it on your own be my guest. Just come back and tell me what you fine totaled. Inquiring minds wanna know, you know?

You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine, unless of course you want to give us all the juicy details. I’m sure that would keep some of you blogging for a week.

Hmmm it could keep me blogging for a week. I’ve apparently been a very bad girl.

Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

It’s all the skinny dipping and streaking that brought up my totals. Honest!

Tally it up and Title it…”My Fine Is…” and pass it on.

Should I tag someone? I wonder if Anita would play along?

Can anyone beat me? Uhm no I don’t want to be beaten … I mean can anyone top my fine?