Wordless Wednesday

So what do you think … did the cat get the Seagull or not? It certainly looks like the came close doesn’t it?

Honestly … what kind of a boring life do you have to have to end up killing yourself by misadventure with a condom?

Laughing gas and a rubber? For sexual gratification?I wonder what this mans gravestone says?

A man who wanted to have his picture taken next to a moving train ended up suffering from what police in Fargo, N.D. are calling “Train Rash”. Lucky for him that’s the only injuries he sustained.

The 34 year old man and two friends were in Fargo for a conference. At some point they bypassed a security gate at a train crossing and stood near the rails so that he could have his picture taken as the train passed by.

Unfortunately the man stumbled as the train was going by and the train caught his back and ripped his shirt and pants. Naturally alcohol was a factor in this mans poor decision.

Wordless Wednesday

Mmmm COOKIE … must  g e t   C O O K I E !   If only his tongue were a little longer … stretch puppy stretch! You can do it!