Last night I was lying on the couch watching TV and my Lab puppy, Midnight, became very interested in me. My husband was lying on the loveseat which is at a right angle to the couch and our puppy was sitting on the floor between the couch and loveseat.
She kept looking at me and lifting her paw up onto the couch beside my head. Now, normally when she wants on the couch she goes to the other end and lies down at my feet. This time she wanted to be right near my head.
I invited her up and pretty much immediately regretted it! She started licking my right ear. Slurp, slurp, slurp nibble. I don’t know how she does it but she manages to get her tongue right in there! I’m thankful that she’s getting bigger. When she was smaller her little tongue really got inside the ear and created painful suction!
After she was done with my right ear she nibbled my hair, licked my cheek and then moved on to my left ear. It didn’t matter which way I turned. She was bent on licking me!
The puppy attack only took a minute or two, but she was so focused on me that I had to get off the couch to get away from her.
I was covered in slobber. I had to get a tissue to dry out my ears! Bleah!